Don’t laugh at Troll Booth jokes.
Not gonna stop me from making ‘em.
Today at work, this conversation happened with two people who I’ve never met or seen before in my life.
Guy 1: “Anybody want some flowers?”
Me: “Oooh! Flowers!”
Guy 1: “You want em?”
Me: “Naah, I was messin. Wouldn’t have anything to do with them anyways.”
Guy 2: “You could trade ‘em for sex.”
Me: “That’d be a sad world to live in.”
Guy 2: (serious tone) “That IS the world we live in.”
Me: (depressed) “I know, thanks for reminding me”
Guy 2: (respectful silence)
-I think this guy was secretly extremely deep, and was fishing for someone who would notice.
I noticed man. I noticed.
When nerddom and musical genius collide. Someone learn this with me.
I don’t relate with this song, but I do enjoy it.
I dedicate this to all the 6’s that I know. Trust me, I relate.
One more day, Five more pages of Angry Resentful Innermost thoughts never spoken by me to anyone written and erased.
Oh insomnia. Leave me alone.