Don’t laugh at Troll Booth jokes. Not gonna stop me from making ‘em.
Today at work, this conversation happened with two people who I’ve never met or seen before in my life. Guy 1: “Anybody want some flowers?” Me: “Oooh! Flowers!” Guy 1: “You want em?” Me: “Naah, I was messin. Wouldn’t have anything to do with them anyways.” Guy 2: “You could trade ‘em for sex.” Me:...
When nerddom and musical genius collide. Someone...
I don’t relate with this song, but I do...
-and be calm. Be calm. I know you feel like you are breaking down. Oh I know...– Fun. I dedicate this to all the 6’s that I know. Trust me, I relate.
Internal battle: Conscience wins, don't feel any...
One more day, Five more pages of Angry Resentful Innermost thoughts never spoken by me to anyone written and erased. Oh insomnia. Leave me alone.